Funny SMS

Inday: (Speaking in English twang) Mr. conductor, can you please carry my LUGGAGE for me. It's quite heavy kasi eh.

Konduktor: Sure mum. Saan deto? (with a distinct Bisaya accent)

Inday: That thing over there?

Konduktor: Ito po ba? (pointing at the Louie Vuitton luggage)

Inday: Nope.. The other one.

Konduktor: Itong trolley mum?

Inday: Nope. (Whispering) That one!

Konduktor: (Uttering in a loud voice) Ah itong SAKO !?!?!?!?!?

Inday: (A bit embarrassed but still cocky) It's a bag made of SYNTHESIZED POLYESTER!!!!