Funny SMS

Inday: (Speaking in English twang) Mr. conductor, can you please carry my LUGGAGE for me. It's quite heavy kasi eh.

Konduktor: Sure mum. Saan deto? (with a distinct Bisaya accent)

Inday: That thing over there?

Konduktor: Ito po ba? (pointing at the Louie Vuitton luggage)

Inday: Nope.. The other one.

Konduktor: Itong trolley mum?

Inday: Nope. (Whispering) That one!

Konduktor: (Uttering in a loud voice) Ah itong SAKO !?!?!?!?!?

Inday: (A bit embarrassed but still cocky) It's a bag made of SYNTHESIZED POLYESTER!!!!

MRT Fun

This story was related to me by a friend of a friend. Friends A and B had a rendezvous at SM Mall of Asia. Since B was new to the metropolis, riding a train was a bit alien to her. A, arrived earlier than the agreed time and asked B to take MRT so she can get there faster. B, being adventurous and always on the go, took her first MRT ride all by herself.

A, waited for almost an hour and was wondering why B hasn't arrived yet. She texted B and this was her reply:

"Pasensiya na A, malalate ako ng kunti kasi bumalik yong train eh. May naiwan na pasahero yata"

That text message made A's day full of laughter .... Apparently, B, did not get off at the last station.